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Mannequin

12 Jun

Yesterday I was out shopping with my friend Danielle.

We were going to go see a movie but then we found out that we were at the wrong theatre and you know, the usual misunderstanding when living in a foreign country.

We found that there was a Subway sandwich shop near the theatre. I was so happy and it was my first time eating Subway here in Japan. It was the most delicious sandwich that I have had since moving here. But, I would have liked some mustard. :[

Anyway… since we missed our movie, we were just walking around. We went into one of the malls and were looking a few shops. Danielle found a ring that she really liked and I found a hat that I really liked.

I was admiring this hat from a distance. I saw that it was on a mannequin and I was going to go see how much it cost. I went out to grab the hat and THEN the mannequin MOVED!!

It was NOT a mannequin.

It was a lady who was sitting perfectly waiting for her daughter.

I jumped and almost screamed. I then started laughing hysterically because I couldn’t believe what had just happened. I think I scared the poor lady as well. I tried to explain to her that her hat was really cute and I really liked it. But, I think that I just ended up looking like the stupid foreigner.

OH well.

Something always crazy has to happen to me.

Ramblings

9 Jun

I feel like I haven’t been updating my pictures as often on the good ole facebook… so I thought that I would write a post instead and include those pictures along with some background information. :]

First let me talk about work:

Every morning I march my way up a massive hill. Some may not believe that it is that big but I was huffing and puffing the first time that I walked up it. Thankfully now I am not so out of shape.

This is the view from the bottom of the hill:

This is the view from the top of the hill. The little pieces of stone are to help cars get traction in the winter time so they don’t slide down the hill.

This is a note from my boss… hilarious!

Here are some of my precious students. :]

Amelia:

Sylvia:

Some more sweet children:

Some sweet girls from last year who are now in 3rd grade! Wah!!!

Samantha, Julie and Carla:

 

 

Now on to my adventures:

Here are some pictures of my adventure to Tokyo:

Here in Japan they have smoking rooms. Gross but very nice. Except… I was standing right by the exit to the smoking room so all of the nasty smoke was blowing in my face. I had to stand here because I was waiting in line for my bullet train to Tokyo.

This is my precious nephew, Riku, who’s 1 year birthday was the day of the earthquake. He is so precious and I love him to pieces.

My two nephews… Riku and Rui. Rui is 4 almost 5 and he loves to talk to me in English. He is so silly.

I have heard so many amazing things about Ikea that I decided I should go. It was my first time and I was a little overwhelmed. But needless to say I still spent $50. :]

I was told that I should eat the Swedish meatballs. They were a small piece of heaven. Drooling all over again.

 

 

 

On the way back home when I messed up my train, I decided it would be nice to sit below the ground on my double decker bullet train.

My craftiness:

I have also been reading a lot of craft blogs here lately. I decided that I wanted to make my own craft and something to decorate my house. I found this great idea of making a piece of wall decor out of toilet paper rolls. Sounds crazy… but it is awesome.

Before spray paint:

After spray paint:

If you know me at all… you know that I am not crafty. But, maybe I am turning over a new leaf. I mean I like cleaning and cooking now so maybe Japan is turning me into a full blown house wife… except I have no husband and I actually work.

Here are some more random pictures:

I went to the grocery store and I brought my bike because it is much nicer riding back with your groceries than carrying them back… so this is what I looked like….

That’s right… bags hanging off of everywhere. I also had my purse on my arm… and I was actually riding when I took this picture. DANGEROUS.

I have also been getting some love via packages.

I got one from my lovely friend Kevin Switzer.

And I got one from my awesome Japanese sister: Yu Hains.

Well now that this has been an extremely random post, I hope that you have enjoyed my pictures. I should work on updating things more often. :]

 

 

 

 

Yes I am!

25 May

One of my new jobs this year is to listen to students recite the stories, songs and chants that my school has developed.

The students are taught these in the classroom and they have the books and CDs at home that they can listen to and practice.

Today I was working with some first graders. I noticed that the three students that were out working on their “memory” were very similar looking.

This is how it happened…

Me: Is he your brother?

Student #1: No.

Student #2: Yes I am!

Me: How come he says that you are but you say that you aren’t?

Student #1: He not my brother.

Student #2: Yes I AM!

Me: Is he your brother (points to the third child)?

Student #1: No.

Student #2: Yes he is!

Student #1: No. He no my brother.

Me: I think that you don’t like your brothers.

Student #1: Smiles

Oh the joy of triplets. I was dying laughing during this whole conversation.

Snapshot Saturday

6 Nov

I always love going to new countries and finding funny things that are totally opposite of America.

Like at work, there is no problem with copyright laws. You just sick a piece of paper over that and then photo copy it and pass it out for your children to use. Voila!

The other day I was walking through a drug store, it was kind of like Wal-greens, and I happened to find some movies. I was then reminded that they would not play in my computer or on a DVD player unless I bought one here. AKA too much work.

Then I looked a little closer and this is what I saw…

Yes, that is a photocopied version of Disney’s Cinderella and Peter Pan. Except… it is a burned version AND you can get it for 350 yen. AKA about $5.00.

I find it quite hilarious because it most countries, this would be in the back alley. But here in Japan, it is just in your local drug store.

It’s Japan.

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